in light of the most recent post, just minutes ago really, i have added the results of this quiz. overall, i like the results but am confused.... thai food would kill me and i hate gin. what up???? so second thought.... maybe the "thai food" is metaphorical...i like that better :).


""Which cocktail are you?""
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raising my glass....

i'd like to take this public forum opportunity to apologize to becky for not telling her i had a blog. i linked to her on my blog the day i set it up and i spose in my brain that meant that somehow she would magically know that i had done it. my bad :).

i'd also like to take this opportunity to say that i hate opera.

and that i need a drink. i think that after these next two weeks or so, i will either be one of two things... dead, or in betty ford. will you come visit me? think of all those hot, vulnerable celebrities........ can i get an amen?

i haven't posted in a few days as i was in tech for 'arsenic and old lace'. now it's in previews and looks good. it's entirely pink. three different shades of pink, with a purple wallpaper pattern. i hate pink.

one of my fish died monday. i couldn't bring myself to flush it, i had to make jessie do it. turns out she's the rock, not me :). what kind of wuss does that make me???? i can't even flush a dead fish!!?!?!! how could i possibly be so attached to something that lives in a box of water and is covered in scales that i can't even pet????? ugh!!!

on the bright side, the guy at burger king gave me free extra fries :)....

i'm a wuss.. i'm going to bed.

is this me??


What Is Your True Aura Colour?
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i finally got around to playing the mash game:

i will live in New York City
i will drive a midnight blue BMW Z4
i will have 5 kids
i will be a production designer
i will live in a mansion
i will marry julianne moore

not only am i married to one of the hottest fucking women alive, i live in new york city and have my dream job!!! and, incidentally monty - you were on my list ;).

these are the results from my first try. i love this game.

i just took an online test that says i'm 55% gay. so then if i'm only 55% gay then doesn't that, in theory, make me bisexual??
i hate math.

i also hate tech, which is where i've been for the past few days. we struck annie last sunday, and had an audience for arsenic and old lace tonight. they loved it, incidentally, even though it's not quite finished. tomorrow i get to finish it up so i can cross it off my list. then i'm donning my domestic goddess robes and cooking dinner for two. i'll try and catch it on video for those who might not believe it.

on a side note - while it is true that jessie is my most favorite of all favorites ever in the world ever, i feel i should mention that monty also holds his own certain and unique distinction. not only is he my favorite monty, but i cannot imagine ever meeting any other monty that could possibly live up to the highest of high standards he has set for the world of other montys at large. they can only hope to, someday, be half the monty he is.

alas, i'm not feeling overly clever tonight, so go take a test instead of looking for inspiration here... go to www.thespark.com and find out how gay you are. you know you're curious......