there is a new hottie teller working at my bank. she inspires me to be more finacially responsible, checking my balance at the bank instead of by phone. she has an engagement ring, presumably given to her by some boy.... what a waste. oh, the humanity. *sigh*

she'll never know what she's missin.

boy george is a fucking weird ass dude.

jack black rox the muthafukken hizzouse. he is the shiznit, not his biznitch.

buffy has a lot of kissing in it. where's my kissing?

car insurance sux. it should be free.

i actually had a conversation today about growing a giraffe head out of my back.

there is such a thing as too much kool aid.

17 days to cher.

I am Nelson!
Which Simpsons Character are YOU?

you know what's funny? gourmet dog food. that's funny.